James L. Pocket,

Thank you for inventing pockets.  Everyone in my house is a big fan, especially my son.

“Son,” I ask.  “Where are your stickers?”

He sticks out his leg and says, “In my pocket.”

“Where is your sucker?” I ask.

“In my other pocket,” he replies as he sticks out his other leg.

Yours is such a useful invention.  Now I just need someone to invent a way to remind me to check my son’s pockets before doing his laundry.

Seeking pocket protection,