James L. Pocket,
Thank you for inventing pockets. Everyone in my house is a big fan, especially my son.
“Son,” I ask. “Where are your stickers?”
He sticks out his leg and says, “In my pocket.”
“Where is your sucker?” I ask.
“In my other pocket,” he replies as he sticks out his other leg.
Yours is such a useful invention. Now I just need someone to invent a way to remind me to check my son’s pockets before doing his laundry.
Seeking pocket protection,