The Boy had a super long toothpick on his floor and a regular toothpick, too.

Me: That’s a very impressive toothpick you have there.
TB: Yeah, we got it at the store.
Me: What are you doing with these toothpicks in your bedroom anyway?
TB: I’ve been practicing throwing them and poking them around so I’ll be ready if I’m ever in a toothpick fight.

Then he demonstrated his toothpick fight moves, complete with a jump spin kick.

Me: Wow. I’m glad to know you’ll be ready if a toothpick fight ever breaks out.
TB: Oh yeah. I’m definitely ready. BOOM!


* Originally published on Facebook 6/22/13

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