This morning’s car conversation with the girl.
The Girl: One day at school I was really hungry, so I tried eating my pants.
Me: Your pants?
TG: Yes, my pants.
Me: You were so hungry you decided to eat your pants?
Me: How did that work out for you?
TG: It didn’t work too well. I was still hungry.
Me: Don’t do that ever again.
TG: Yes, ma’am.
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