I’m in the bathroom, when the boy decides to have a conversation with me.
Boy: Can we leave in 5 minutes?
Me: No.
Boy: Because that’s the time we left yesterday.
Me: Maybe we’ll leave that time tomorrow but not today.
Me: Stop talking me to while I’m in the bathroom.
Boy: OK
<Sound of 5-year-old breathing>
Me: You don’t have to sit outside of the bathroom.
Boy: OK
<Sound of 5-year-old breathing>
Me: Walk away from the bathroom.
<Sound of 5-year-old breathing>
Me: I said
Boy: I’m walking away.