If you ever want to see an assortment of male humanity, hang out in the floral department of your local grocery store during the late afternoon on Valentine’s Day.
I spent a long time people watching yesterday and enjoyed it immensely. I think my favorite episode, however, was the gentleman who became offended at the notion that his Valentine’s Day shopping was last minute. “This isn’t last minute,” he countered the good-natured ribbing from his would-be persecutor. “I ordered these flowers when I got here. I’m just picking them up now that I’m done with my shopping.”
Indeed, sir. Indeed.