If you ever want to see an assortment of male humanity, hang out in the floral department of your local grocery store during the late afternoon on Valentine’s Day.

I spent a long time people watching yesterday and enjoyed it immensely.  I think my favorite episode, however, was the gentleman who became offended at the notion that his Valentine’s Day shopping was last minute.  “This isn’t last minute,” he countered the good-natured ribbing from his would-be persecutor.  “I ordered these flowers when I got here.  I’m just picking them up now that I’m done with my shopping.”

Indeed, sir.  Indeed.