Dear Mystery Swashbuckler,

I see you.  There you are, looking like a modern day pirate, with your pointy booties, embroidered jeans, striped collared shirt with ostentatiously large turned up cuffs, single ear gage, and slick mustache and beard.  Yep.  I see you.

I really like how you modernized the centuries old pirate look.  I imagine most people don’t catch on, but when our eyes met as you passed, I knew you knew I knew your secret identity.

You nodded.  I said hello.  But in the back of my mind, I knew we both meant, “Aarr!”

Godspeed, me modern buccaneer.  Godspeed.