The Boy: Can I wear my jeans with the holes in them?
Me: To go play in the snow?
TB: Yes. They’re my outside play jeans.
Me: Do you think it’s a good idea to play in the snow in holey jeans?
TB: Yes.
Me: Really?
*He touches his knees.*
TB: They’re outside jeans.
Me: Yes, and you’ll get snow all in your pants and freeze your legs off.
TB: So no?