I recently learned an after school fun fact.
The Girl: The other day, my brother and I tried to climb the wall using grappling hooks we made out of hangers and scarves.
Me: Really? That’s cool. And dangerous.
TG: Yeah, it didn’t work.
Now I understand why she told me she needed a grappling hook. She played it off like she was going to need it to escape from the roof of a burning building whose escape ladder was ablaze, but I’m onto her.