The Girl: Mommy, I have an emergency.
Me: What’s that, Sweetie?
TG: I accidentally dropped my brother’s toothbrush in the toilet.
Me: How did you accidentally drop his toothbrush in the toilet?
TG: Because just the part that goes in his mouth actually went in the toilet. I was still holding the other part.
Me: Are you sure it was an accident?
TG: Yes. I’m sure.
