The scene: Family dinner at Applebee’sThe Girl: Ow! You just sat on my foot. Ooooh. Ow! Grrr. Oooowwwwoooowww! The Boy: No, because your foot was over on my side! It was on my side! Chris: Why did you say no? TB: Because her foot was over on my side. Chris: But did you sit on her foot? TB: (plaintively) Because her foot was on my side. Chris: But why did you say no? If you sat on her foot, you shouldn’t say no. TB: But because she was moving in the booth. And her foot was on my side. TG: But that’s not the point.