Dear teenaged boy playing on my street,

It doesn’t seem to me that riding your bicycle down the middle of the street while dribbling a basketball is a good idea.  It especially doesn’t seem like a good idea to me to ride your bicycle down the middle of the street while dribbling a basketball if you aren’t that good at riding your bike or dribbling your basketball.  I suppose that’s why you’re practicing.

I hope you master this skill soon.  I’m sure you can.

Stay safe,