Dear Students,

Rumor has it you have discovered my blog.  That would explain the uncharacteristic (and huge) spike in my views.  Thanks to you my blog has  700 times as many views as normal.  Yes, 700.

In discovering my blog, you have, in many ways, discovered me.  Feel free to visit again any time you’d like to learn more.  I post something new every day.

Looking forward to hearing your feedback,

P.S. – I wrote this whole thing and didn’t use a single “be” verb.