Other People’s Kids are Funny, Too

I overheard the following conversation in Target.

A mom is pushing her son in the shopping cart.

Little Boy:  (very confused) How did I get in here?
Mom: *ignore*
LB: How did I get in here?  Why am I in here?
Mom: Because you didn’t know how to act outside of the cart, so I put you in it.
LB: Is that when I was doing jumping frog?
Mom: Yes.
LB: Aw shucks.  I hate jumping frog.

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