Appropriate Dinner Conversation

At the dinner table.

The Boy: Mommy, I haven’t had any ear wax in two weeks.
Me: Are you sure.
TB: <nodding vigorously> Yes I’m sure. I’ve been washing my ears and digging deep and no ear wax for two weeks.

Me: That’s weird.
The Girl: Yeah. Everybody has ear wax.
TB: It’s not impossible. It happened to me.

Leave a comment