The kids had the following conversation on the way to school.
The Girl: 20 divided by 10 is 2. 20 divided by 2 is 10. 20 divided by 10 is 2. 20 divided by 2 is 10. The Boy: You already said that. TG: I know. TB: Then why’d you say it again? TG: You can count on your fingers if you want. Or your toes. TB: I know. TG: If you count on your fingers and toes you’ll get 20, cuz that’s how many you have. Unless you count your friends’ toes, then you’ll have more. TB: I know, but I don’t need to count on my fingers. TG: But you can count on your toes if you want to. TB: I thought you were going to say fingers. TG: I know. Or you could count on someone else’s toes. TB: I’ve never had beer before, but I’ve had something that’s in beer. ROOT BEER!
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I wanted to.
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[…] TB: That’s not what we normally get, is it? Me: No, I don’t typically keep ibuprofen on hand for Dad and me, but I do keep ibuprofen for you and your sister. TB: Oh, we use ibuprofen? Me: Yeah, you guys use it when you get injuries, like from gymnastics. Actually, I think we’re almost out, but I’m not going to buy any more right now. TB: Strawberry. […]