Overheard while the children ate breakfast.
Girl: Stop touching my leg.
Boy: <silence>
Girl: Stop touching my leg.
Boy: <silence>
Boy: <silence>
Girl: <whining and yelling> Stop Kicking me! Uuhh! Ohh! AAAAHHHH!
Boy: <silence>
Girl: You broke my leg.
Boy: <silence>
Girl: Why do you want me to go to the hospital because you broke my leg?
Boy: I did not break your leg.
Girl: Yes you did!! My leg is broken!! Now I have to go to the hospital because of you!
Boy: Your leg is not broke.
Husband: Stop talking and eat.
